Tuesday, May 17, 2011

gusher


I hate when the bass is weak,
I hate when there's only wine and no beer,
Who has only wine and no beer?
Who does that?
I hate pretentious hipsters,
I hate when Christians gush over Jesus,
I hate broken glass on the rug,
I hate "smartphones,"
I hate when the drums are weak,
I hate "dating,"
I hate last second exit signs,
I hate formula TV,
I hate "leaders,"
I hate weddings,
I hate when the moon is hidden by clouds,
I hate that Christians think that Jesus would have liked gushers,

I hate the endless nights...


I really hate those fucking endless nights.

4 comments:

Juice Box said...

That's a lot to hate. What do you love?

Old Ollie said...

I love drinking a cool pint with Jesus; afterwards we go flip some tables.

all ways 11 o'clock said...

man, i hate the white guy on the right!

good bit H.P.

~robert

Fisheye Lens said...

This is quite a Hate Machine. And I love it! I found my head bobbing in agreement on Pretty much everything you mention.

Sometimes if you got somethin' on your mind, you gotta lay it out.